San Andreas 3D (film)

San Andreas is an upcoming American 3D action-adventure disaster film directed by Brad Peyton. Principal photography of the film began on April 22, 2014 in Australia. Warner Bros. will be releasing the film worldwide in 2D and 3D on June 5, 2015.

The Hollywood Reporter reveals that Kylie Minogue will be a part of San Andreas 3D in an unspecified role. Minogue, an occasional actor who last appeared in the indie Jack And Diane, will show up in a climactic scene to beat back the earthquake with her stunning dance moves and golden pipes, performing a sea of retro disco dance hits so baller that Mother Nature must bow to her fury. That last part is in no way the truth, but all due respect to the director of Cats And Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore, they’re not going to come up with a better ending.


The question is, where will this role fit in regards to the onscreen history of Ms. Minogue? Will it be anything like her Cammy of Street Fighter, a sexy British intelligence officer and assistant to Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Col. Guile?

Or will it be more like Minogue’s floating sprite from Moulin Rogue, a little singing green pixie who early on convinced you that Moulin Rogue was sort of an acid trip, until you got to the half hour mark and realized the whole movie would be like that?


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